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    Ever since I was a little boy my mom told me I was special. I know every Mom has told every kid that, but for some reason I believed mine. I’ve floated through life not really having much direction. At least not a direction headed anywhere good. I’ve always just believed that a plan would present itself, and then off to success I would go.
    Flash forward thirty years and here I am. I have two valuable financial assets. The house she left me when she passed, and an 83’ Mercedes (in decent condition i might add) I command liquid capital in excess of seven dollars, and I have absolutely no idea what I’m going to do with my life, and realistically a third of it is gone. Admittedly it is the the first third... which does include the first round of shitting yourself and being fed a liquid diet.
    I used to believe I would make a decent living doing something that at least I didn’t hate. Now I just hope I can find something that gives me a paycheck and doesn’t make me want to kill myself. But don’t think I’ve given up! Because I have decided that I will do what gives me pleasure, and I’ll do it for free. No, it isn’t masturbation, although I don’t make any money doing that either. I’m going to write down words. Maybe they will make you laugh, or think, or even maybe change your mind about this or that. I honestly don’t know. What I do know is I have no idea what I’m doing, and that puts my writing expertise on par with everything else that I do. Why not... So submitted for your approval I give you... The Sensible Slacker. Kick your shoes off... Take off your coat... Stay awhile... Hell, you might even like it here.